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  2.           One thing my kids like is to be tickled. For instance, I was
  3.            going to take my little nephew to DisneyLand, but instead
  4.           I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said
  5.             "DisneyLand burned down." He cried and cried, but I think
  6.                that deep down he though it was a pretty good joke.
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  8.                         From Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
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